Haem
noun | exclamation
[ heim ]
noun
  1. (In agnosticism) Equivalent of a monotheistic godlike figure; to be mentioned in place of an existing religious god when one is praising, speaking of in vain, or otherwise referencing a godly figure when he/she does not specifically believe in or wish to reference a known godly figure such as the Christian God.
  2. "I don't think Haem would approve of that"

  3. A monotheistic deity figure that transcends all modern religions; the supreme being. Currently without a proper backstory or explanation.
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exclamation
  1. Used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress in place of "god".
  2. "Oh my Haem! That's upsetting"

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More Info

Haem (or Hæm) is conceived of as the supreme being, creator deity, and principal object of faith. Haem is usually conceived as being omniscient (all-knowing), omnipotent (all-powerful), omnipresent (all-present) and as having an eternal and necessary existence. These attributes are used either in way of analogy or are taken literally. Haem is most often held to be incorporeal (immaterial). Incorporeality and corporeality of Haem are related to conceptions of transcendence (being outside nature) and immanence (being in nature) of Haem, with positions of synthesis such as the "immanent transcendence".

I am aware that the basis of agnosticism is reliant upon the belief that a god of such nature does not and will not ever exist. However, I believe Haem could act as a substitute deity for the sake of parody, amusement, and conversational ease. Haem serves to be an expressive vernacular persona, of which to be expanded upon creatively. The renditions of Haem are not only allowed to, but encouraged to vary artistically.

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Date Added: January 12th, 2020

Neologist: Shawn